Recently I have

had chalk thrown at me by a professor
met a Ravens football player (and told him I was Browns fan)
signed up for 17 credits
saw a shark while swimming
watched my best friend drive away
been licked by a grey fox
had sex in a pool
dropped to 14 credits
been hit on by a guy who loves wal-mart
stopped wearing underwear
shaved my dog (literally, Brego)
got into Zins
mowed the lawn
attempted sex in a hammock
played a didgeridoo
re-potted my sweet potatoes
read an excerpt from Ann Coutler's book (without gouging my eyes out)
avoided a 'state of the union' talk
bought a new mac
worn a pair of blue pumps
watched Jon Stewart on crossfire for a class
admitted I need glasses
made vegan brownies for a friend whose grandmother died
hugged a professor of genetics who did a body shot off me
sold my 89 Buick to my brother(by sold I mean he might pay me, not holding my breath)
smacked my brother
payed off my credit cards
worn and misplaced several jewelry items from other countries that were intended gifts
snorkeled the Great Barrier Reef
agreed to dogsit for my ex
worried that Mystery does have us figured out
fed a black bear a frozen rat
fooled around on a plane
taught Brego to shake
worn a corset
genuinely enjoyed the conversation of a girl my brother is dating
decided that for $200-there's no way I am not going to Costa Rica next summer....